Kat Von D And Jesse James Engaged!

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee recently told our Pop Tarts column that she and Jesse James have not been in contact and have no plans of reconnecting, and now we know why. James is engaged to tattoo artist Kat Von D, People magazine reports.

James, 41, began dating the “LA Ink” star last summer following the collapse of his marriage to Sandra Bullock after a series of alleged affairs, reportedly including one with McGee.

But in a statement to People, James says he is ready to move on with his life with Von D, 28.

"You know sometimes the public and press gets it wrong. This is one of those times. 2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs," James told the magazine. "I have never met anyone so kind and loving and committed to making the world a better place every day. My love for her is beyond description. So honored that she said 'yes.' Growing old with her is going to be a f----n' blast!"

Von D gushed to the magazine that there is “no one else” for her.

“He’s the one,” she said.

Who Is Janelle's Baby Daddy?

Teen Mom 2 train wreck Jenelle Evans needs to schedule an appearance on the Maury Povich show. She's the trashtastic type that he's looking for, and she's not sure who her baby daddy is. According to a pal of Jenelle's who gave an interview with OK! magazine, Jenelle cheated on her beau Andrew with her best friend Tori Rhyne's boyfriend Stephen Fullwood!

“Tori still doesn’t know to this day that Jenelle hooked up with Stephen. Jenelle thinks Jace’s father might be Stephen, but she doesn’t want Tori to get mad at her.”

Jenelle's relationship with Andrew wasn't exactly a storybook romance; the relationship was filled with violence.

“He hit her. He tried to push her out of a window and broke her laptop — she even pressed charges.” 

Despite their tumultuous relationship, Jenelle and Andrew were allegedly trying to have a baby. Wow, this is straight out of a fairy tale!

“Andrew tried to get Jenelle pregnant for the longest time. He went off to rehab, and then he got out and she was pregnant. The whole time he was away Jenelle was at Stephen Fullwood’s house every day.”

Don't expect to find out who Jace's daddy is, because Jenelle doesn't want to take a DNA test to find out.

“She won’t talk about it. She wants to believe it’s Andrew. But Andrew doesn’t think he’s the dad, from what I hear. It would suck to find out Andrew wasn’t the dad and he’s been paying child support for a kid that’s not even his.”

Amber Portwood is sending a bouquet of roses Jenelle's way right now with a thank you card that reads "Thank you for being a more hideous 'Teen Mom' than I am. Keep up the good work!"

Camille Grammer Is Back!!!

 The lastest rumor is that Camille Grammer will be returning to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast for season 2.  Insiders said that today she struck a deal with the network Bravo, but souces say that she may not get all of her demands.  And what might those be?  More nannies (since she already has 4 plus a house manager and a personal assistant)?  Bigger boobs (since she claims hers are real)?  Another washed up actor husband who likes to dress in drag?  Who knows!!! 

I hope she stays.  I am ADDICTED to this show, and she is the driving force in the housewives drama.  Without her, everyone would be pretty normal, and basically free of drama.  Yes, a few are having marriage problems, Taylor's daughter has allergies, Kim needs a husband, but I can walk down the street and hear all of that boring drama.  If she leaves, I am SUREEE their rating will drop.

Charlie Sheens Vegas Hooker Bender

By this time, most of us all know that Charlie has several problems, mostly with hookers and coke.  In his most recent memorable trip to Vegas, a source close to him said that Sheen spends over $26,000 in three "escortes" aka...more expensive hookers...

One hooker, Ginger, Sheen was particularly fond of, giving her $10,000 upfront, plus a brand new pair of D&G sunglasses.  According to the source, he paid this much is hope of having a 4 hour sex romp.  He also "proceeded to do drugs infront of her," and "had clearly been out partying all night."

Sheen told Ginger that "this wasn't just a one night stand" and he "plans to reconnect with her next time he is in Vegas."

There was also an email released, when Charlie was trying to "pick-up" Ginger telling her how "fabulos" she was!

OMG!  This man needs some help.

Two Teens Arrested For Cyber Bullying

Two girls from Florida are currently facing cyberstalking charges after allegedly creating a Facebook profile for a girl from their high school, and uploading photoshopped, pornographic images of her onto the page!

According to investigators, Taylor Wynn, 16, and McKenzie Barker, 15, created the two pages “as a joke because she thought it would be funny. Because nobody liked her.”

Their idea of 'funny' was to crop the girl's head on top of a “nude prepubescent girl’s body,” with an erect penis “by the victim’s face.” In the 'About Me' section of the page, they wrote about the victim

“As you may know, I am a huge whore. I love dick so much.”

Since the page's creation in late-April of last year - which, most disturbing of all, reportedly garnered up to 181 friends - the victim has been subject to “numerous incidents of teasing and ridicule” at her High School.

Investigators learned about the hoax last year and used search warrants and subpoenas to link Wynn to the crime via an IP address in her mother's name.

The girls were arrested this week and charged with a felony count of aggravated stalking of a minor under 16.

As they should be. We don't know how some people can look at this kind of outright malicious cruelty and think it's not only acceptable, but FUNNY.

FINE! DON"T F****** HIRE ME!

This was WAYYYY too funny not to post!

Nipples, Toes, And Twins, OH MY!

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Guess Which State Doesn't Have Snow Right Now?!

FLORIDAAAA!!! Woahhhh I am GLAD I moved here!

With all this talk about how the world is ending, something like snow in 49/50 states is not helping the argument....

Groups Of People Who Will Be Upset When Myspace Shuts Down

Reborn Doll Collectors



People Who Type In All Caps

Former VH1 Stars

High School Metal Bands

Juggalos

Single Moms

Unborn Babies

People Named After Foods

Brett Michaels Fans

Babies With Big Sunglasses

People Who Don't Know How To Rotate Pictures

 

Jersey Shore Break Up!

Sammi "Sweetheart" and Ronnie have split! 

A source said:

"They are done...major tension while promoting season 3 "

Ronnie's close friend, Pauly D, could not be happier:

"I love single Ronnie. When he's doing the relationship thing, I let him do his thing, I don't get involved,. When he's with Sammi he's a different person. She's a difficult woman!"

Well, hopefully they both find happiness, and stop tanning so much :)

 

Teen Mom 2

Omg, I did not think these teens could be anymore of a trainwreck then the first group, but I guess I was wrong.  Holy Crap!!!!!! 

Kailyn-I have to admit, she is a pretty good mom for a 18 year old, but she needs to get her life under control.  I understand your mom is a bitch, and that you have nowhere else to go, but you need to figure something out girllll.  You cannot keep living at your EX-BOYFRIENDS house...well I guess you can since his parents seem to like you more than they like their own son.  I think that the parents should kick their son out, and let Kailyn live with them.  She is trying really hard, but her ex is making the situation bad. And relating to all of the baby daddies, HOW CAN YOU LEAVE YOUR CHILDS MOTHER?!?!?!  All 4 of the girls had their mans leave them, which is really messed up.  At least Kailyns man still loves their baby and tries.

Janelle-Ok, I don't usually say I hate someone unless they have totally done something to screw me over, but I HATEEEEE this girl, and I've never even met her.  How can you leave your child like that?!  All of these other teens don't even want to go get a gallon of milk without their child, how can you be ok with going out and partying 24/7 and not staying home with your kid?  Yes, he is sleeping, but babies wake up at all hours of the night and need a parent to feed them, hold them, change them, etc.  He is not your mothers kid, therefore, it is not her job to take care of him.  Your mom has other things to take care of, like her job, house, relationships, and you don't have a job, house, or man, so your child is the only thing you need to be concerned about.  Not going out, getting high, and breaking into houses like you so recently did.  GROW THE HELL UP!!!!
Chelsea-I like her, but she has some growing up to do too.  I understand break ups are hard, and that you are attached to someone, but your baby daddy treated you like shit.  He called your baby a mistake, GET OVER HIM!!!!!  If he thinks that cute little girl is just a mistake, then he is a mistake.  Its good that her dad is supportive though, this would be very hard to do on her own.  I like that she is taking responsibiliy and getting her own place, even if it is on daddys dollar (I guess I'm not one to talk since my mom pays my rent too :) )  I honestly don't have too much to say about Chelsea, except to get over her ex, lets just hope she doens't go back to him.

Leah-I feel so bad for anyone who has twins, I can't imagine a 16 year old with twins!  Even though her and her boyfriend (babies daddy) are not together, he loves those two little girls, you can tell.  She could not be much luckier.  She shouldn't have cheated, but I am glad that the two of them are trying to work things out for their kids.  It would be harder on them, I think, for their parents to not be together, than together and fighting sometimes.  She seems happy with her girls, and looks like she knows what she is doing.  I guess those are the motherly instincts kicking in, which my moms says I will have one day (good joke mom!).


Well, we will see how this season goes.....

Posh Is Preggers!

Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, is now pregnant with baby number 4.

Her rep confirmed:

"David and Victoria Beckham are delighted to confirm they are expecting their fourth child in the summer. Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz are very excited about the arrival of their new brother or sister"

Congrats!!!  Fingers crossed that Posh finally gets a girl :)

SORRYY!!!!

Sorry I've not posted in a longggg timeee!!!!!  I was super busy with finals and break, but now I'M BACK!!!!

Oh My Glee!

Check out Kurt and Blaine's AMAZINGGGG duet of Baby Its Cold Outside on next week's Glee

THEY NEED TO GET TOGETHER!

The Gosselin Children Are Getting Coal This Year For Christmas

The Gosselin kiddies don't believe in Santa Claus and they are telling everyone in school that he is not real, which has resulted in some angry calls from parents. And Jon is bearing the brunt of their anger!

A source claims:

"The kids don't believe in Santa Claus, and they're telling other kids at school that there is no Santa Claus. He has received many phone calls from parents because the kids actually told others that 'your parents are lying to you' causing them to get upset."

Considering Alexis and Collin are being home schooled due to "anger issues," this is not a good sign.

The insider added:

"The kids are too smart at this point, but they are sweet about it and go along with it… and the Easter Bunny too
The kids are really coming into their own and they want to be treated as individuals. They enjoy different things so while one wants a scooter, the other wants a bike. They also want trucks and dolls and games."

My mother, still to this day, has never told any of her three children there is no Santa.  And she will stick to the story, I'm sure for the rest of her life, that there is a Santa!

 

 

Nude Miley Cyrus Photo!

Eva Longoria Having Tattoo's Removed

Since filing for divorce from her hubby Tony Parker, Eva Longoria would like to be rid of him completely - and that includes removing two tattoos that once honored her ex.

Eva has a "NINE" on the back of her neck for Tony's number on the Spurs and her 7/7/07 wedding date in roman numerals on her wrist.

“And to think Eva was so ecstatic about getting married on such a lucky date,"

quipped an friend of the actress.

Get Ready For An Amazing Post-Super Bowl Glee!

A huge topic of speculation amongst Gleeks this year has been Glee's upcoming post-Super Bowl show. Considering that it is following the biggest sporting event of the year, naturally fans are expecting something HUGE to come out of Ryan Murphy's hit factory T.V. show. In the past, big episodes have been primarily tribute shows to pop music's biggest stars like Madonna and Brit-Brit.

Guess what? Ain't happening. Know what is?

A full-blown, epic MASH-UP of two iconic Michael Jackson songs!!! Amazing!

Right now, all we know is half of the equation, but it really is a biggie. The kids of McKinley will be tackling arguably MJ's biggest hit ever, Thriller! Totally rad, right?

But wait, there's more!

Sources explain that this is bound to go down as one of the most expensive episodes in the show's history and will feature cover songs from OTHER artists besides MJ, like the Black Eyed Peas, Lady Antebellum, and Katy Perry.

Want more? Fine, here's more!

The episode won't be a tribute show, but it will in it's own way be dedicated to it's on-air predecessor. The theme of the episode will be sports, following the school's football team and Sue Sylvester's Cheerios as they head into major sporting competitions. Gleeks can expect appearances from Darren Criss (squeal!) and Dot-Marie Jones as Coach Beiste and as General Motors is co-sponsoring the episode, more than likely the episode will be longer with limited commercial interruptions.

And we're spent…and completely stoked. This doesn't sound like it's going to disappoint any Gleeker out there!

Teen Mom Charged With Two Counts Of Felony Domestic Violence

She had to have seen this coming. There was no way they were just going to let it slide that she beat on her fiancee mercilessly on TV!

This morning, Amber Portwood of Teen Mom was officially charged with two felony counts and one misdemeanor for domestic violence and battery. After reviewing the evidence, the police determined that her baby Leah was in the room during Amber's ferocious attack on her baby daddy, Gary Shirley, as seen on the show. Under Indiana law, an incident of domestic abuse is considered a felony if a child is present for the abuse.

A warrant for her arrest will be issued by the end of the day.

We hope she's got enough MTV saved up to afford a good lawyer!

Brian Austin Green Talks About Past Split From Megan Fox

Since Brian Austin Green first began dating Megan Fox when she was only 18-years-old, the two briefly split in 2009 to give her a little space.
But it seemed to have worked out for the best! They're going strong till this day…
Green said:

“The reality is, she was 18 when I met her and she went through an enormous change in her life… just her career in general and going from being a girl who — when I met her, she was living in New York doing Hope & Faith and we’d go to restaurants and I was the person everybody would recognize and point and laugh at or whatever.
And all of a sudden that turned around and she couldn’t go anywhere and her name and her face were everywhere. So, she went through the natural period of, ‘I’m not sure if I’m ready to be in such a settled relationship.'
I didn’t want her to feel like she was stuck because she said she wanted to be in a relationship to begin with and we just never really went in different directions. We’d say, ‘Oh, let’s kind of take a break and see what’s going on.’ It always came back together.
I have an eight-year-old, he was two at the time, when Megan and I met. She helped me raise him and it’s a huge responsibility. There was a lot to it. She’s amazing.”