Lil Wayne Is Not Allowed To Drink For 3 Years!

Lil' Wayne may be out of the slammer, but according to the terms of his probation - which he signed - he "may not consume or drink any substance containing alcohol" for the next 36 months…AKA 3 YEARS!

He's also prohibited from associating with any anyone engaged in criminal activity, anyone with a criminal record, and must submit to random drug and alcohol testing.

If he violates any terms of his probation, he'll be sent to prison to serve the remainder of his time!

Wow. They are not messing around here.

We sincerely hope that he can behave himself, but we have a sinking suspicion that it's only a matter of time before he's back behind bars!

Jason, From The Hills, Relapses

Jason was just finished filming the latest season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, and already had a relapse.  Jeeze, these "celebs" needs to get these habits under control!!! 

Sources are reporting that as of last week, people have seen much non-improvement in his behavior. He was seen partying at both Boa and Katsuya, while allegedly looking to one of his former Celebrity Rehab buddies for someplace to live!

I guess the "buddies" were smart because they all turned him down.  They told sources that Jason's behavior was totally "erratic" and that it was "clear his sobriety is no longer important to him."

Hopefully he can get this behavior under control, isn't this like the 10th time he has been in rehab??

Chyna Sent to UCLA Medical Center For Alochol Poisioning

Chyna, former wrestler and on the TV show Celebrity Rehab, was sent to UCLA Medical Center this morning for alochol poisioning.  She has battled with drinking and alocholism for years, and this is a relapse from her time on Celebrity Rehab.  Her condition is still unknown.

Day 1....

So, being my first blog and all, I am going to test this out and see if I can get the hang of it.

I am sitting in the school library, my place of work, trying to figure out this blog thing, and so far, its pretty tricky.  I am getting my co-worker/fellow student Ricky to try and help me out, and so far, he sucks at it.  Well, not as bad our librarian boss.  I asked her if she could help me come up with a name for my blog, so she took the first letter of my last name, B, and somehow made a made-up word out of it, and added blog on the end.  WTF!  She was no help at all. 

So I am sitting here until my shift is over, and since my blog is finally created, I am not trying to find a direction for my blog...what should I write about?  Any ideas?

Maybe I should write about being in a library, hmmm so exciting.  Including me and my pal Ricky over here, there are currently 6 people in here, all of whom I am no use to.  I sit here my whole 2 1/2 hour shift, doing homework, or sitting on the ever so popular Facebook.  Yippeeeee!!!!  After this, I will go home to my apartment, cook some dinner, and go to sleep.  I know, what an exciting life I lead :)

So now that Ricky and I have no boss here, time to start talking about real things, like how he is up $240,000 in online poker, and now wants to buy John Bulls, the local bar over the wall.  Yes, John Bulls, what great memories :) Classic!

Also, we like to talk about our drunken past times.  Like one night when I went to Ibiza's, and wore new shoes.  I was sooooo drunk that, instead of taking off my shoes, I decided to PULL my blisters off my feet, and then put back on my shoes.  Not one of my smartest ideas.

Well, that's all for right now, I will post again when something exciting actually happens!\

I am leaving you with the song me and my co-working are listening to: