Bret Michaels Denies Sleeping With Mileys Mom

This morning, Bret Michaels was on Fox & Friends promoting his reality show when the inevitable question was asked: Did he or did he not get busy with Miley Cyrus' mom, Tish, subsequently demolishing the Cyrus family's perfect home facade?

His answer was "no".

But then he gave a history lesson on how he and Miley got to working together that neither confirmed nor denied the story. He explained:

“It started out with me and Miley simply working on a song together. Her mom, Tish, likes ‘Every Rose Has Its Thorn,’ the first concert Miley ever saw was Poison, and so they wanted to remake it for the new record. When I was in the studio, Miley came in and sang on my song, a song I wrote for my album ‘Custom Built,’ and she came over and sang on that and honestly, she did a beautiful job, and that was it. Then they started with all the controversy.”

Yeah, like we really believe that!  You have had sex with every whore on the planet, what would stop you from sleeping with someone who is somewhat normal?!

Miley's Mom Had An Affair With Bret Michaels!!!!

We figure it had to have been something like this that would break them up, but THIS we would have never guessed!

Sources are reporting that the reason Miley Cyrus' parents are splitting up is because her mother had an affair with Bret Michaels!

WHAT?! How could you, Tish?! And with someone so…similar! We would have expected, at the very least, you'd turn cougar or something! But Bret?! Really? Did you ever consider what this would do to Billy Ray's achy breaky heart?!

For shame!

Sources are reporting that Tish was spotted with Bret at one of his shows last February and that the two took meeting together, supposedly to discuss Tish's production company adapting Bret's book into a movie.

Now we know what they were really doing - and so does Billy Ray! We're told as soon as he learned about the affair, he filed for a divorce.

Of course, reps for both Bret and Tish deny any "affair" or "fling," but one Cyrus inside insists, "It was a professional relationship that turned into something more."

Wow! Who's bright idea was it to hook Miley up with Bret for a duet anyway?!?! They're to blame for this!

Oh wait, that would have been Billy Ray. Never mind!