Kat Von D And Jesse James Engaged!

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee recently told our Pop Tarts column that she and Jesse James have not been in contact and have no plans of reconnecting, and now we know why. James is engaged to tattoo artist Kat Von D, People magazine reports.

James, 41, began dating the “LA Ink” star last summer following the collapse of his marriage to Sandra Bullock after a series of alleged affairs, reportedly including one with McGee.

But in a statement to People, James says he is ready to move on with his life with Von D, 28.

"You know sometimes the public and press gets it wrong. This is one of those times. 2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs," James told the magazine. "I have never met anyone so kind and loving and committed to making the world a better place every day. My love for her is beyond description. So honored that she said 'yes.' Growing old with her is going to be a f----n' blast!"

Von D gushed to the magazine that there is “no one else” for her.

“He’s the one,” she said.

Who Is Janelle's Baby Daddy?

Teen Mom 2 train wreck Jenelle Evans needs to schedule an appearance on the Maury Povich show. She's the trashtastic type that he's looking for, and she's not sure who her baby daddy is. According to a pal of Jenelle's who gave an interview with OK! magazine, Jenelle cheated on her beau Andrew with her best friend Tori Rhyne's boyfriend Stephen Fullwood!

“Tori still doesn’t know to this day that Jenelle hooked up with Stephen. Jenelle thinks Jace’s father might be Stephen, but she doesn’t want Tori to get mad at her.”

Jenelle's relationship with Andrew wasn't exactly a storybook romance; the relationship was filled with violence.

“He hit her. He tried to push her out of a window and broke her laptop — she even pressed charges.” 

Despite their tumultuous relationship, Jenelle and Andrew were allegedly trying to have a baby. Wow, this is straight out of a fairy tale!

“Andrew tried to get Jenelle pregnant for the longest time. He went off to rehab, and then he got out and she was pregnant. The whole time he was away Jenelle was at Stephen Fullwood’s house every day.”

Don't expect to find out who Jace's daddy is, because Jenelle doesn't want to take a DNA test to find out.

“She won’t talk about it. She wants to believe it’s Andrew. But Andrew doesn’t think he’s the dad, from what I hear. It would suck to find out Andrew wasn’t the dad and he’s been paying child support for a kid that’s not even his.”

Amber Portwood is sending a bouquet of roses Jenelle's way right now with a thank you card that reads "Thank you for being a more hideous 'Teen Mom' than I am. Keep up the good work!"

Camille Grammer Is Back!!!

 The lastest rumor is that Camille Grammer will be returning to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast for season 2.  Insiders said that today she struck a deal with the network Bravo, but souces say that she may not get all of her demands.  And what might those be?  More nannies (since she already has 4 plus a house manager and a personal assistant)?  Bigger boobs (since she claims hers are real)?  Another washed up actor husband who likes to dress in drag?  Who knows!!! 

I hope she stays.  I am ADDICTED to this show, and she is the driving force in the housewives drama.  Without her, everyone would be pretty normal, and basically free of drama.  Yes, a few are having marriage problems, Taylor's daughter has allergies, Kim needs a husband, but I can walk down the street and hear all of that boring drama.  If she leaves, I am SUREEE their rating will drop.

Charlie Sheens Vegas Hooker Bender

By this time, most of us all know that Charlie has several problems, mostly with hookers and coke.  In his most recent memorable trip to Vegas, a source close to him said that Sheen spends over $26,000 in three "escortes" aka...more expensive hookers...

One hooker, Ginger, Sheen was particularly fond of, giving her $10,000 upfront, plus a brand new pair of D&G sunglasses.  According to the source, he paid this much is hope of having a 4 hour sex romp.  He also "proceeded to do drugs infront of her," and "had clearly been out partying all night."

Sheen told Ginger that "this wasn't just a one night stand" and he "plans to reconnect with her next time he is in Vegas."

There was also an email released, when Charlie was trying to "pick-up" Ginger telling her how "fabulos" she was!

OMG!  This man needs some help.

Two Teens Arrested For Cyber Bullying

Two girls from Florida are currently facing cyberstalking charges after allegedly creating a Facebook profile for a girl from their high school, and uploading photoshopped, pornographic images of her onto the page!

According to investigators, Taylor Wynn, 16, and McKenzie Barker, 15, created the two pages “as a joke because she thought it would be funny. Because nobody liked her.”

Their idea of 'funny' was to crop the girl's head on top of a “nude prepubescent girl’s body,” with an erect penis “by the victim’s face.” In the 'About Me' section of the page, they wrote about the victim

“As you may know, I am a huge whore. I love dick so much.”

Since the page's creation in late-April of last year - which, most disturbing of all, reportedly garnered up to 181 friends - the victim has been subject to “numerous incidents of teasing and ridicule” at her High School.

Investigators learned about the hoax last year and used search warrants and subpoenas to link Wynn to the crime via an IP address in her mother's name.

The girls were arrested this week and charged with a felony count of aggravated stalking of a minor under 16.

As they should be. We don't know how some people can look at this kind of outright malicious cruelty and think it's not only acceptable, but FUNNY.

FINE! DON"T F****** HIRE ME!

This was WAYYYY too funny not to post!

Nipples, Toes, And Twins, OH MY!

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